If there were ever two sentences that you will not respond well to, 'Don't move. There's a snake behind your foot,' is it.

- Warren Hutcherson

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people b…

- Warren Hutcherson

My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing? Nice dress. Look, I'm going to go ove…

- Warren Hutcherson