To every Armageddonist, every earth lover must keep saying with all the sincerity and affection we can muster, “May God make this world as beautiful …

- David James

I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems reall…

- David James

I once drew a picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining. But I put it away after a Feng Shui expert told me about the bad vibes

- David James

Life is short. It's God's fault. Sorry.

- David James

Writers are used to being re-created, and need it.

- David James

It's not nice going into the supermarket and the woman at the till is thinking: 'Dodgy keeper'.

- David James

Be mindful of your self-talk. It's a conversation with the universe.

- David James

Thus did my siblings and I learn one of the hard lessons of life: the best way to strip the allure and dreaminess from a lifelong dream is, very ofte…

- David James

I grew up playing war. We threw dirt and rocks at each other. We'd lead attacks. We'd break up into squads. It became a neighborhood thing for a whil…

- David James