Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years.
Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake. - Dana Gould
Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
- Dana Gould
When you break life down, it's about 100% time management. - Dana Gould
When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.
If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother. - Dana Gould
If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.
I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy. - Dana Gould
I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.
Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack. - Dana Gould
Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.
Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you. - Dana Gould
Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.
You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail. - Dana Gould
You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail.
That which does not kill you isn't finished. - Dana Gould
That which does not kill you isn't finished.
Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife. - Dana Gould
Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife.
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