The wages of sin is alimony.

- Carolyn Wells

We should live and learn; but by the time we've learned, it's too late to live.

- Carolyn Wells

Every dogma must have its day.

- Carolyn Wells

Invitation is the sincerest flattery.

- Carolyn Wells

Take care of your common sense, and your dignity will take care of itsself

- Carolyn Wells

Nonsense makes the heart grow fonder.

- Carolyn Wells

Of two evils choose the prettier.

- Carolyn Wells

One of the first principles of perseverance is to know when to stop persevering.

- Carolyn Wells

Patriotism covers a multitude of sins.

- Carolyn Wells