Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang

- Simon Rex

LA people are more laid back about certain things.

- Simon Rex

My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen

- Simon Rex

I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side.

- Simon Rex

I remember one time I went to a party and I had to interview Reese Witherspoon. She was just in this movie "Freeway," it's like 1996. To prepare for …

- Simon Rex

It's interesting in American culture. We like to build people up and then push them off the pedestal, and then we want to see them come back. Like Br…

- Simon Rex

I never really got any attention until I was on MTV. I became a household name because I was on every day from 3-4pm. I wasn't prepared for it - how …

- Simon Rex

I think there is some truth to publicity stunts that might get you press like that. It's so hilarious because now every time I walk by the tabloid st…

- Simon Rex

I never got really into Twitter until more recently when I started doing the Dirt Nasty thing, and created that other character. I think it's almost …

- Simon Rex