Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang

- Simon Rex

I never really got any attention until I was on MTV. I became a household name because I was on every day from 3-4pm. I wasn't prepared for it - how …

- Simon Rex

I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side.

- Simon Rex

I remember one time I went to a party and I had to interview Reese Witherspoon. She was just in this movie "Freeway," it's like 1996. To prepare for …

- Simon Rex

I never got really into Twitter until more recently when I started doing the Dirt Nasty thing, and created that other character. I think it's almost …

- Simon Rex

I think it's such open game to make fun of myself. First of all, as a white rapper you have to have an angle and not try to be ghetto or anything. Yo…

- Simon Rex

LA people are more laid back about certain things.

- Simon Rex

My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen

- Simon Rex

I think there is some truth to publicity stunts that might get you press like that. It's so hilarious because now every time I walk by the tabloid st…

- Simon Rex