It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.

- Doug Larson

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

- Doug Larson

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

- Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

- Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

- Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

- Doug Larson

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

- Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

- Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

- Doug Larson