Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.

- Bill Ballance

Falling in love is like eating mushrooms, you never know if it's the real thing until it's too late.

- Bill Ballance

When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.

- Bill Ballance

When that hit the fan ... it was like an earthquake.

- Bill Ballance

Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has had very little success with either one.

- Bill Ballance