Every time I "get with the program"... somebody changes the channel.

- Lynn Johnston

I've always felt that life is a novel, and part of it is written for you, and part of it is written by you. It's up to you to write the ending, ultim…

- Lynn Johnston

Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.

- Lynn Johnston

You do not have to die to save their lives.

- Lynn Johnston

Only a couple of times have I ever been to church and felt enlightened by it.

- Lynn Johnston

The most profound statements are often said in silence.

- Lynn Johnston

You don't have to die in order to make a living!

- Lynn Johnston

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.

- Lynn Johnston

No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to.

- Lynn Johnston