The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product, Mr. Fudd, and there's no …

- Gary Larson

I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

- Gary Larson

My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it. But I have some other in…

- Gary Larson

He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude…

- Gary Larson

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'

- Gary Larson

It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.

- Gary Larson

People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folks. You laugh or you don't.' Gee, I sound shallow. But I d…

- Gary Larson

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'.

- Gary Larson

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

- Gary Larson