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I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody, fall in love and get married. Then get divorced. Because that's the best part. Divorce is forever! It really actually is. Marriage is for how long you can hack it. But divorce just gets stronger like a piece of oak. Nobody ever says 'oh, my divorce is falling apart, it's over, I can't take it.'

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Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

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When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

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When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

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The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most import…

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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

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People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.

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Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’

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