Everybody was being decent, and when people are decent, thing work out for everybody. That has been my theory all through life. If you're making money, let the other fellow make it too. If somebody's getting hurt, it's bad, but if you can work a thing out so that everybody profits that's the ideal business.
I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me. - Bennett Cerf
I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
- Bennett Cerf
One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-rea… - Bennett Cerf
One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-rea…
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship. - Bennett Cerf
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. - Bennett Cerf
For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost… - Bennett Cerf
The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost…
They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered… - Bennett Cerf
They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered…
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup. - Bennett Cerf
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations. - Bennett Cerf
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encounterin… - Bennett Cerf
Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encounterin…
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