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Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

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People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

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Women don't want to win, they want a winner.

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I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

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I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

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