Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh at that's what I come up with.
I hate the beach - I'm a mountain guy. I'd much rather face a bear than a shark. - Jeff Dunham
I hate the beach - I'm a mountain guy. I'd much rather face a bear than a shark.
- Jeff Dunham
But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a normal speaking voice can … - Jeff Dunham
But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a normal speaking voice can …
A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things. - Jeff Dunham
A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark. - Jeff Dunham
As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
You never know how long your fifteen minutes of fame is going to last. - Jeff Dunham
You never know how long your fifteen minutes of fame is going to last.
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic,… - Jeff Dunham
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic,…
My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they … - Jeff Dunham
My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they …
I was a kid in the third grade ... saw a dummy in the toy store. In the '60s and '70s there were a lot of those vinyl ventriloquism dummies - just ab… - Jeff Dunham
I was a kid in the third grade ... saw a dummy in the toy store. In the '60s and '70s there were a lot of those vinyl ventriloquism dummies - just ab…
When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show. - Jeff Dunham
When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show.
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