Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.
I went from being a beanpole - like a normal kid of the 1950s - and exploded. The weight piled on and didn't stop until into my adulthood. - Richard Griffiths
I went from being a beanpole - like a normal kid of the 1950s - and exploded. The weight piled on and didn't stop until into my adulthood.
- Richard Griffiths
I hated my childhood. It was loathsome. My parents were deaf and dumb. Profoundly so. They could make noises when they were emotionally aroused, but … - Richard Griffiths
I hated my childhood. It was loathsome. My parents were deaf and dumb. Profoundly so. They could make noises when they were emotionally aroused, but …
I trained as an artist originally, so I know what a nice human body looks like, and I would like to look like that notion, and of course I never will… - Richard Griffiths
I trained as an artist originally, so I know what a nice human body looks like, and I would like to look like that notion, and of course I never will…
My vanity is not remotely physical, it is cerebral. I suppose feeling self-conscious might be a form of vanity, though. - Richard Griffiths
My vanity is not remotely physical, it is cerebral. I suppose feeling self-conscious might be a form of vanity, though.
I've had a year out of work, more, and just toughed it out. There are those who think that all actors are overpaid. I beg to differ. - Richard Griffiths
I've had a year out of work, more, and just toughed it out. There are those who think that all actors are overpaid. I beg to differ.
Some actors don't mind it. Those who are pretty. They think it's nice to be looked at because they are nice to look at. I appreciate that. I'm very h… - Richard Griffiths
Some actors don't mind it. Those who are pretty. They think it's nice to be looked at because they are nice to look at. I appreciate that. I'm very h…
Actors do have good and bad sides. It's because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are more symmetr… - Richard Griffiths
Actors do have good and bad sides. It's because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are more symmetr…
Broadway has the most savvy audience anywhere. They see everything and they know their theater. As sophisticated and subtle as you think you can be, … - Richard Griffiths
Broadway has the most savvy audience anywhere. They see everything and they know their theater. As sophisticated and subtle as you think you can be, …
I like playing Vernon Dursley in 'Harry Potter,' because that gives me a license to be horrible to kids. I hate the odious business of sucking up to … - Richard Griffiths
I like playing Vernon Dursley in 'Harry Potter,' because that gives me a license to be horrible to kids. I hate the odious business of sucking up to …
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