Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
I do what I do because I love it. - Ray Romano
I do what I do because I love it.
- Ray Romano
That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream. - Ray Romano
That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.
I do still get intimidated by certain things. - Ray Romano
I do still get intimidated by certain things.
Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly. - Ray Romano
Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.
I married a saint - well, a saint who curses. - Ray Romano
I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two. - Ray Romano
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm. - Ray Romano
I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano
The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.
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