If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

- Andy Van Slyke

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

- Andy Van Slyke

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

- Andy Van Slyke

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

- Andy Van Slyke

I don't care what you do - baseball or politics - George W. Bush is always going to be compared to his father. I just want it to be an easy answer in…

- Andy Van Slyke

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.

- Andy Van Slyke

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing firs…

- Andy Van Slyke

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

- Andy Van Slyke

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

- Andy Van Slyke