There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone…

- Eoin Colfer

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

- Eoin Colfer

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

- Eoin Colfer

The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're going to go and find something el…

- Eoin Colfer

Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.

- Eoin Colfer

You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.

- Eoin Colfer

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers

- Eoin Colfer

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

- Eoin Colfer

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

- Eoin Colfer