If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest.' I think a better idea would be 'survival of the wittiest.' At least, that way, creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.
We are all in this together, by ourselves. - Lily Tomlin
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
- Lily Tomlin
Suddenly I burst into song: 'Awe, sweet mystery of life, at last I found thee...' And I felt so good inside and my heart felt so full, I decided I wo… - Lily Tomlin
Suddenly I burst into song: 'Awe, sweet mystery of life, at last I found thee...' And I felt so good inside and my heart felt so full, I decided I wo…
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. - Lily Tomlin
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself. - Lily Tomlin
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won't. - Lily Tomlin
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won't.
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publi… - Lily Tomlin
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publi…
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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