Being civilized means that one keeps one's words unrelated to one's thoughts, when necessary.

- Ursula Parrott

An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.

- Ursula Parrott

Coolidge is the best living demonstration that, if you keep silent long enough, something fortunate may happen to you.

- Ursula Parrott

Marriage is like war - an experience that no adventurous man would evade, and no sensible man repeat.

- Ursula Parrott

The only problem is whether one adds life to one's years or years to one's life.

- Ursula Parrott