Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number.

- Jaclyn Moriarty

What does it mean?" Emily said, in a low, panicked voice: "What does it mean if a rainbow comes before rain?

- Jaclyn Moriarty

You're making me nervous by being so weird. But your weirdness is what I like about you.

- Jaclyn Moriarty

I've been sniffing out the guys in my English class (to the extent that this is possible without getting my throat cut), but they smell the same way …

- Jaclyn Moriarty

...Her parents were going to a conference for the weekend. The conference was called "Lawyers are Lovely, Great and Superb: so Why Does Everyone Thin…

- Jaclyn Moriarty

Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?

- Jaclyn Moriarty

Are you sure you want me to go after Christina? Lately I've kind of thought I might just give up on that. Plus, didn't you and I need to gaze into ea…

- Jaclyn Moriarty

I was just peeling some potatoes for dinner and they all looked like crisp white potatoes until I cut them in half. Every single one had a rotten, gr…

- Jaclyn Moriarty

Her skin is pale as watermelon sucked free of its juices.

- Jaclyn Moriarty