I am not talking to anyone in the British media. They are all pricks.

- Allan Border

What do you think this is, a f****** tea party? No you can't have a f****** glass of water, you can f****** wait like the rest of us.

- Allan Border

There is a possibility that your ability as a player may well be analysed by future generations on your one day statistics. That's the day I dread mo…

- Allan Border

I was happy with the umpiring in India last year, New Zealand is OK these days, and the only real area of concern is Pakistan. They seem to have a ch…

- Allan Border