Face the fact that there's only one sure-fire way to erase credit card debt. By picking up a big, shiny pair of scissors and cutting your wife in half.
Even somebody like Bill Clinton, who I happen to admire very much, the second he was out of office, I remember, he was interview in Rolling Stone and… - Bill Maher
Even somebody like Bill Clinton, who I happen to admire very much, the second he was out of office, I remember, he was interview in Rolling Stone and…
- Bill Maher
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone. - Bill Maher
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy. - Bill Maher
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired. - Bill Maher
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
So when I say we had been the cowards, yes, that's what I meant, we as a society. And that's everybody, including myself. I had been screaming about … - Bill Maher
So when I say we had been the cowards, yes, that's what I meant, we as a society. And that's everybody, including myself. I had been screaming about …
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution. - Bill Maher
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight. - Bill Maher
The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight.
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you - Bill Maher
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I Agree'. - Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I Agree'.
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