I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.
I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a diffe… - Pauly Shore
I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a diffe…
- Pauly Shore
My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people. - Pauly Shore
My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people.
I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know? - Pauly Shore
I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?
I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool. - Pauly Shore
I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.
"Entourage" is a staple LA-based show and people say it's pretty real and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth. - Pauly Shore
"Entourage" is a staple LA-based show and people say it's pretty real and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.
I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me. - Pauly Shore
I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. - Pauly Shore
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.
Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me. - Pauly Shore
Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.
Find something that you want to do when you're 60. Find your passion. Your passion, your work, whatever it is that you want to do. Find something tha… - Pauly Shore
Find something that you want to do when you're 60. Find your passion. Your passion, your work, whatever it is that you want to do. Find something tha…
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