In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people... They aren't even waking Michael, they're waking the Michael Jackson of '84. They never were given a chance to give their respects to the death of the guy they loved back in '84.
In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people... They aren't even waking Michael, they're waking the Michael Jackson of '84. They neve… - Bobcat Goldthwait
In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people... They aren't even waking Michael, they're waking the Michael Jackson of '84. They neve…
- Bobcat Goldthwait
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn c… - Bobcat Goldthwait
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn c…
If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off. - Bobcat Goldthwait
If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.
What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question. - Bobcat Goldthwait
What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.
Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit. - Bobcat Goldthwait
Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.
Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought th… - Bobcat Goldthwait
Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought th…
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat. - Bobcat Goldthwait
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.
How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am. - Bobcat Goldthwait
How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.
Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird. I know when people hear that, it's kind of like finding out that Jimi Hendrix really l… - Bobcat Goldthwait
Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird. I know when people hear that, it's kind of like finding out that Jimi Hendrix really l…
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