If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. - Joey Adams
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
- Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' - Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. - Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. - Joey Adams
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. - Joey Adams
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. - Joey Adams
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