I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring. Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. 'Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain't getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.'
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something. - Adam Ferrara
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
- Adam Ferrara
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' - Adam Ferrara
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'
I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours. - Adam Ferrara
I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why! - Adam Ferrara
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had … - Adam Ferrara
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had …
The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's l… - Adam Ferrara
The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's l…
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a pa… - Adam Ferrara
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a pa…
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, … - Adam Ferrara
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, …
The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. - Adam Ferrara
The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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