Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. - Henry Beard
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
- Henry Beard
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far … - Henry Beard
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far …
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year. - Henry Beard
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.
Chef: Any cook who swears in French. - Henry Beard
Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom. - Henry Beard
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club. - Henry Beard
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives. - Henry Beard
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed. - Henry Beard
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts. - Henry Beard
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
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