I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators. - David Spade
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
- David Spade
Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of… - David Spade
Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of…
Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my ey… - David Spade
Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my ey…
I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car. - David Spade
I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.
Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good. - David Spade
Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.
It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it ca… - David Spade
It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it ca…
I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary. - David Spade
I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
There's always something funny about men chasing women. - David Spade
There's always something funny about men chasing women.
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. - David Spade
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
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