A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . . - Melvin Helitzer
I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . .
- Melvin Helitzer
If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not know, that's mystery! - Melvin Helitzer
If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not know, that's mystery!
I have a serious investment problem. I have no money. - Melvin Helitzer
I have a serious investment problem. I have no money.
A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard." - Melvin Helitzer
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap. - Melvin Helitzer
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.
I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make… - Melvin Helitzer
I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make…
One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older. - Melvin Helitzer
One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older.
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