A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . . - Melvin Helitzer
I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . .
- Melvin Helitzer
If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not know, that's mystery! - Melvin Helitzer
If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not know, that's mystery!
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap. - Melvin Helitzer
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.
A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard." - Melvin Helitzer
I have a serious investment problem. I have no money. - Melvin Helitzer
I have a serious investment problem. I have no money.
I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make… - Melvin Helitzer
I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make…
One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older. - Melvin Helitzer
One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older.
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