I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

- Grumpy Cat

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

- Grumpy Cat

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

- Grumpy Cat

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

- Grumpy Cat

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

- Grumpy Cat

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

- Grumpy Cat

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

- Grumpy Cat

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me …

- Grumpy Cat

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

- Grumpy Cat