What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap?

- Ian O'Doherty

If defamation of religion was illegal it would be a crime for me to say that the notion of transubstantiation is so ridiculous that even a small chil…

- Ian O'Doherty

It would be a crime for me to say that Islam is a backward desert superstition that has no place in modern, enlightened Europe and it would be a crim…

- Ian O'Doherty

It is fashionable to scoff at Americans, but they routinely produce most of the important and ground-breaking entertainment in the world. 'Popular cu…

- Ian O'Doherty

According to the nanny who sold her story, Victoria used to scream at her husband: I gave up my music for you. So, the next time you feel like slaggi…

- Ian O'Doherty

It turns out that conservationism can be fun, with the news that the Norwegian red king crab - which weighs in at an impressive full kilo of juicy cr…

- Ian O'Doherty

Polls are now even more meaningless than ever... there was the case of Ronnie O'Brien, the young footballer who incredibly found himself at Juventus,…

- Ian O'Doherty

It seems you haven't really become a success until you have as many people as possible condemning you.

- Ian O'Doherty

There are two types of people in this world - those who would appear on reality television and the rest of us.

- Ian O'Doherty