Most complaints, you know, aren't won or lost on their own merits, but rather on larger issues--politics and the position of the planets.

- Walter Wykes

Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.

- Walter Wykes

What if we're all like that? Like ghosts ... in someone's mind ... gradually fading ... fading ... until finally ... one day ... we just disappear ..…

- Walter Wykes

There's nothing like a deadline to get the old blood flowing. All the juices, really. It doesn't follow, if you think about it. You'd assume certain …

- Walter Wykes

Fate is a manifestation of natural causes. That's it. It's not a conscious entity. It has no plan.

- Walter Wykes

As soon as we get comfortable in one role, we have to take on another! Why? ... Because he wants to keep us off balance! That's why! Because he doesn…

- Walter Wykes

It's not the goods that matter. It's the theft itself. That's what counts.

- Walter Wykes

It doesn't matter what kind of world we live in as long as we have each other.

- Walter Wykes

In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.

- Walter Wykes