I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

- Tracy Morgan

They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it ca…

- Tracy Morgan

When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me.

- Tracy Morgan

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

- Tracy Morgan

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

- Tracy Morgan

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

- Tracy Morgan

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

- Tracy Morgan

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in yo…

- Tracy Morgan

I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.

- Tracy Morgan