My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.
Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads. - Jerry Stiller
Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.
- Jerry Stiller
We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hangin… - Jerry Stiller
We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hangin…
I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years. - Jerry Stiller
I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. - Jerry Stiller
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures. - Jerry Stiller
It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.
Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's. - Jerry Stiller
Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.
Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for y… - Jerry Stiller
Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for y…
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way. - Jerry Stiller
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent. - Jerry Stiller
The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.
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