[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's kind of a nice thing about being a dad. My identity is really about them now, and what I can do for them, so it sort of takes the pressure off of your own life. What am I going to do, who am I? Who cares, you've got to get your kids to school. So I like it that way.
Everything is amazing and nobody is happy - Louis C. K.
Everything is amazing and nobody is happy
- Louis C. K.
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. - Louis C. K.
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. - Louis C. K.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't. - Louis C. K.
When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.
What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you - Louis C. K.
What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president. - Louis C. K.
When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not. - Louis C. K.
People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.
The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most import… - Louis C. K.
The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most import…
Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’ - Louis C. K.
Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’
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