I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me.

- Joseph Bruce

I was happy to be a scrub. I was proud to be a scrub. When I got older and I started talking to girls, part of my game when I was talking to them was…

- Joseph Bruce

I collect wrestling figures from overseas, like Japanese wrestling figures and Mexican wrestling figures.

- Joseph Bruce

To fully embark on the whole Phish experience, it's all about going to the city they built beforehand, with the fans and tent city or whatever it's c…

- Joseph Bruce

I still think that's successful, to make 50 bucks a day with your own music.

- Joseph Bruce

You don't have to take any drugs to experience the Juggalo world. That's where the magic comes in. Because it's fresh and magical to the people who e…

- Joseph Bruce

If I was a supervillain then I guess I'd want what all supervillains want, which is world domination. I wouldn't want anything less than all the othe…

- Joseph Bruce

In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.

- Joseph Bruce

My most favorite entrance music of all time... it's that, "You're my obsession, you're my obsession" song [Animotion's "Obsession"].

- Joseph Bruce