My favourite pub game is, of course, snooker. Any game whose rules basically amount to finding a table covered in mess and slowly and methodically putting it all away out of sight is one with which I can empathise emphatically.
The last time I went back to a girl's house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the night straightening out rugs, putting down coasters and … - Jon Richardson
The last time I went back to a girl's house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the night straightening out rugs, putting down coasters and …
- Jon Richardson
I have a lot of internalised tantrums. I secretly hope the worst and then I start planning my little speech for the beginning of it. Showers are the … - Jon Richardson
I have a lot of internalised tantrums. I secretly hope the worst and then I start planning my little speech for the beginning of it. Showers are the …
I don't think I'd have any friends if I didn't obscure at least 99% of my thoughts. - Jon Richardson
I don't think I'd have any friends if I didn't obscure at least 99% of my thoughts.
I know very well that I have no reason to feel aggrieved - I am fully aware of how lucky I am, but knowing it and still being down makes me hate myse… - Jon Richardson
I know very well that I have no reason to feel aggrieved - I am fully aware of how lucky I am, but knowing it and still being down makes me hate myse…
My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human. My previous track record te… - Jon Richardson
My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human. My previous track record te…
It is so much easier to grieve for the dead than to care for the living. At least in death we are all perfect. - Jon Richardson
It is so much easier to grieve for the dead than to care for the living. At least in death we are all perfect.
I tend to wear a coat more for the fact that I worry if I'm going to get drunk, I'm going to get pickpocketed. And a coat goes over your pockets so i… - Jon Richardson
I tend to wear a coat more for the fact that I worry if I'm going to get drunk, I'm going to get pickpocketed. And a coat goes over your pockets so i…
There is simply too much to be done for us all to go round 'enjoying ourselves.' When the world is perfect, then we can all sit down and eat jelly be… - Jon Richardson
There is simply too much to be done for us all to go round 'enjoying ourselves.' When the world is perfect, then we can all sit down and eat jelly be…
I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what we consider to be a norm i… - Jon Richardson
I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what we consider to be a norm i…
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