Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

Andy Rooney's Popular Quotes

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I'v…

- Andy Rooney

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

- Andy Rooney

I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

- Andy Rooney

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes betwee…

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Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!

- Andy Rooney

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

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Being kind is more important than being right.

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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.

- Andy Rooney