Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I thought I was going to write fiction but I fell backwards into non-fiction. It started when I got locked out of two apartments in one day and I told the story to some friends, one of whom worked in the 'Village Voice' and asked me to turn it into an essay.

Sloane Crosley's Popular Quotes

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.

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Sometimes we don't know what we want until we don't get it.

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I do want to get married. It's a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos--you should wait until you come across something you want on you…

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Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality.

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I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear,…

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In every woman's wardrobe, there are certain accessories that cannot be separated from their back stories.

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Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

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No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.

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Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

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