So many Christmas films either are twee, or try and go super edgy, then stick on something Christmassy at the end of the movie.

- Peter Baynham

First and foremost, I just want to write comedy.

- Peter Baynham

No subject is unsuitable for comedy.

- Peter Baynham

It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows.

- Peter Baynham

I have no disagreement with the aims of anti-vivisectionists.

- Peter Baynham

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.

- Peter Baynham