I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.
You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to … - Norman Wisdom
You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to …
- Norman Wisdom
Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse. - Norman Wisdom
Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice. - Norman Wisdom
It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.
My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place. - Norman Wisdom
My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.
But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get. - Norman Wisdom
But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad. - Norman Wisdom
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry - Norman Wisdom
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry
At my age, the radiation will probably do me good. - Norman Wisdom
At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.
I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night. - Norman Wisdom
I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.
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