When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time. - Bruce Lansky
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
- Bruce Lansky
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied. - Bruce Lansky
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole? - Bruce Lansky
What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. - Bruce Lansky
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight. - Bruce Lansky
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf. - Bruce Lansky
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine. - Bruce Lansky
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
You always nag the one you love - Bruce Lansky
You always nag the one you love
The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky
The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.
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