At my first Masters, I got the feeling, that if I didn't play well, I wouldn't go to heaven.

- Dave Marr

Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.

- Dave Marr

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.

- Dave Marr

The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They'll do anything to find the perfect putter even …

- Dave Marr