Let me be the first to admit that the naked truth about me is to the naked truth about Salvador Dali as an old ukulele in the attic is to a piano in a tree, and I mean a piano with breasts. Senor Dali has the jump on me from the beginning. He remembers and describes in detail what it was like in the womb. My own earliest memory is of accompanying my father to a polling booth in Columbus, Ohio, where he voted for William McKinley.
These are the days of bootleg love. - James Thurber
These are the days of bootleg love.
- James Thurber
Don't count your boobies until they are hatched. - James Thurber
Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself. - James Thurber
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception. - James Thurber
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Thurber
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
Beautiful things don't ask for attention. - James Thurber
Beautiful things don't ask for attention.
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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