Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?
Constitutionally I don't exist. - Prince Philip
Constitutionally I don't exist.
- Prince Philip
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people. - Prince Philip
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years. - Prince Philip
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation. - Prince Philip
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody. - Prince Philip
No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family. - Prince Philip
I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans. - Prince Philip
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys." - Prince Philip
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."
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