One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

- Si Robertson

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

- Si Robertson

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

- Si Robertson

Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.

- Si Robertson

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

- Si Robertson

Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.

- Si Robertson

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

- Si Robertson

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

- Si Robertson

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

- Si Robertson