When I first started doing stand-up, I would be so nervous that I would just binge drink really heavily right before my sets, and as you can imagine, that had its drawbacks. But now I'm a professional, so I pace myself throughout the day.
My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian.… - Bonnie Mcfarlane
My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian.…
- Bonnie Mcfarlane
I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby... because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's fat… - Bonnie Mcfarlane
I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby... because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's fat…
I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor. - Bonnie Mcfarlane
I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.
You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman. - Bonnie Mcfarlane
You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.
I grew up in a mixed religious household. And it was volatile. My dad's atheist, my mom's agnostic. Just constant fighting. There's no God! There mig… - Bonnie Mcfarlane
I grew up in a mixed religious household. And it was volatile. My dad's atheist, my mom's agnostic. Just constant fighting. There's no God! There mig…
When you're pregnant, people feel like they can come up and give you unsolicited advice. When I was nine months pregnant, this one woman came up and … - Bonnie Mcfarlane
When you're pregnant, people feel like they can come up and give you unsolicited advice. When I was nine months pregnant, this one woman came up and …
I've been called a racist before, and let me tell you something - that is harsh. That's a really ugly thing to call someone. That's like being called… - Bonnie Mcfarlane
I've been called a racist before, and let me tell you something - that is harsh. That's a really ugly thing to call someone. That's like being called…
I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs. - Bonnie Mcfarlane
I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs.
There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants. - Bonnie Mcfarlane
There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants.
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