The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head.
Thou shalt not take anything on faith - Penn Jillette
Thou shalt not take anything on faith
- Penn Jillette
People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral credit for forci… - Penn Jillette
People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral credit for forci…
Comedy is taken care of by a free market. - Penn Jillette
Comedy is taken care of by a free market.
Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.' - Penn Jillette
Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'
Everyday is an atheist holiday. - Penn Jillette
Everyday is an atheist holiday.
If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most. - Penn Jillette
If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.
Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance. - Penn Jillette
Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.
God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways - Penn Jillette
God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways
Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things. - Penn Jillette
Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.
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