To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is not in our power to repay it.
Benjamin FranklinRead
Fish and visitors stink in three days.
Interpretation
This quote humorously suggests that both fish and guests can become unpleasant after a short period.
Benjamin Franklin's quote highlights the idea that both fish and visitors tend to have a limited 'shelf life' before they start to outstay their welcome, often leading to discomfort or annoyance. It serves as a humorous reminder about the importance of moderation in hospitality and social interactions, implying that too much company can lead to negative feelings.
In practice
Use this quote at a gathering to introduce a light-hearted atmosphere.
To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is not in our power to repay it.
He'll cheat without scruple, who can without fear.
[E]very Man who comes among us, and takes up a piece of Land, becomes a Citizen, and by our Constitution has a Voice in Elections, and a share in the Government of the Country.
Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Let honesty and industry be thy constant companions, and spend one penny less than thy clear gains; then shall thy pocket begin to thrive; creditors will not insult, nor want oppress, nor hungerness bite, nor nakedness freeze thee
I think that a young state, like a young virgin, should modestly stay at home, and wait the application of suitors for an alliance with her; and not run about offering her amity to all the world; and hazarding their refusal. Our virgin is a jolly one; and tho at present not very rich, will in time be a great fortune, and where she has a favorable predisposition, it seems to me well worth cultivating.
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
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