Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I had five dollars in the bank that I couldn't have for three days until they charged me another 15. Leaving me with -10. What does that mean? I don't even have no money any more. I wish I had nothing. But I don't have it. I don't have that much. I have not ten. Negative ten. I can't afford to buy something that doesn't cost anything. I can only afford to get something that costs you give me ten dollars.

Louis C. K.'s Popular Quotes

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

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When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

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Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’

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When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

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People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.

- Louis C. K.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most import…

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